Ring around the rosies
Pocket full of posies,
We all fall down. . .
This was about the black plauge
The ring was one of the first signs of the deadly sickness
The Posies were stuffed into the pockets of the dead to quench the smell
Ashes to Ashes was the holy saying as the priest blessed the dead
and when you fell down meant when you died. . .
She was not awoken by a kiss
She was actually raped by “Prince Charming” and awoke from the stirring of her twin children being born. . .
She ended up taking her kids to his castle after he went home, kicked out his wife and married him herself. . . Happily ever after
Humpty Dumpty Sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king horses and All the kings men
Couldn’t put humpty to gether again
Quite simply, this story is about the loss of Virginity
Once you lose it, nothing can make you a virgin again . . . duh
London Bridge is Falling Down
Falling Down, Falling Down
London Bridge is Falling Down
My Fair Lady
Vikings tied the bridge to thier boats and tried to row away. . .
It fell down
Oh yeah, and the fair lady was Queen Elizabeth
Sing a song of six pence
A pocket full of rye
four and twenty blackbirds
Baked in a pie
When the pie was opened
the birds began to sing
isn’t that a dainty dish to set before a king?
This was a recruitment tactic for pirate in the sixteenth century
The pie was the boat that would take the ship with about 24 buccaneers inside
Black birds were the pirates obviously and the king was Black beard himself. . .
The Little Mermaid
She doesn’t get the prince in the end of the real version of this tale. She promised her life if he didn’t pick her by a witch. He marries another girl and the only way for her not to die was if she killed him before sunrise. . . She didn’t and turned into sea foam. . .
This is speculated to be about the 7 stages of cocaine addiction
Snow white (cocaine) meets:
Dopey: That fun high you first get on your first try
Happy: That euphoric feeling of being high
Bashful: aka being shy or silent about your addiction, avoiding the subject etc.
Grumpy: When you’ve been confronted and forced to give it up.
Sleepy: When you are off the stuff at first you get really depressed and sleepy
Sneezy: You also get really sick. ie: sneezing, chills, night sweats etc.
Doc: You see them either when you finally seek help. . . or you O.D. and the doc is your mortician
Heh the true story makes you think Cindy got what was coming to her.
Her father first married a nice housemaid who cared for the girl and was really nice. Cindy, being the brat that she is, killed the maid off so she could have him to herself. . .
The father goes and marries again, The newest step mother, hearing what Cindy did, tried to instill fear so she wouldn’t be killed off too.
Cindy goes and seduces the prince herself and moves out making it so the little brat won in the end
Jack and Jill when up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after
This was about the riegn of King Goerge and Marie Antoinette
Jack (George) and Jill (Mary) asended to power
To gain control of the waterways
The people revolted and killed Jack first (beheading)
And Killed Jill after